Joe the Plumber says ...

Unfortunately we have a chairman up there who wants to redefine conservatism; he wants to make it hip hop, put it in a new package and sell it. You can't sell principles; either you have them or you don't.

Stirring words of inspiration from a moron. I'd love to hear this genius wax poetic about conservative principles. I could use a good laugh.

Source - TPMDC