Tuesday, April 28, 2009

A Spokesman for Rep. Todd Tiahrt (R-KS) Brings the Stupid

The congressman believes Rush is a great leader of the conservative movement in America -- not a party leader responsible for election losses. Nothing the congressman said diminished the role Rush has played and continues to play in the conservative movement.
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Rush Limbaugh's bitch.

Source - Think Progress

Michael Savage Brings the Stupid

If Savage isn't the stupidest conservative in all the land, he's certainly in the top three.

Source - County Fair

Joe Lieberman Brings the Stupid

Well, I take a minority position on this. Most people think it's definitely torture. The truth is, it has mostly a psychological impact on people. It's a terrible thing to do. I've said in the past, and I'll say it again to you -- that I want the President of the United States, in a given circumstance where we believe somebody we've got in our control may have information that will help us stop an attack, an imminent attack on the United States like 9/11 or, God forbid, worse, we ought to be able to use something like waterboarding. But generally speaking it ought not to be on the table.
We shouldn't use it, you know, unless the President wants to use it.

Source - Crooks and Liars

Glenn Beck Brings the Stupid

I really don't understand the conservative sense of humor.

Source - County Fair

Rush Limbaugh Brings the Stupid

I think we're looking at a person with a God or messianic complex, certainly narcissistic, who looks at these trips, not just to Central America and the G20 in Europe. Looks at all these trips as making it about "him."
Well, I suppose if there's anyone who knows about narcissism, it would be Limbaugh.

Source - Crooks and Liars

Rush Limbaugh says ...

You are trying to mischaracterize and impugn the people at the tea parties as nothing but a bunch of mind-numbed robots who were led there by svengalis and pied pipers like me.
Wait, they weren't? As usual, I just don't get Limbaugh's jokes.

Source - Daily Kos

Joe Scarborough Brings the Stupid

What the hell do conservatives know about history?

Source - County Fair

The Dick Cheney says ...

I think you have to be very careful. The world outside there, both our friends and our foes, will be quick to take advantage of a situation if they think they’re dealing with a weak president or one who is not going to stand up and aggressively defend America’s interests.
Fuck you Dick ... you dick.

Source - Crooks and Liars

Marc Thiessen Brings the Stupid

In other words, the terrorists are called by their faith to resist as far as they can -- and once they have done so, they are free to tell everything they know. This is because of their belief that "Islam will ultimately dominate the world and that this victory is inevitable." The job of the interrogator is to safely help the terrorist do his duty to Allah, so he then feels liberated to speak freely.

This is the secret to the program's success.
Dumb ass.

Source - Daily Kos

The Dick Cheney Brings the Stupid

I've now formally asked the CIA to take steps to declassify those memos so we can lay them out there and the American people have a chance to see what we obtained and what we learned and how good the intelligence was.
Dude, you aren't a part of the government anymore. The only proper response I can see to your request is a hearty and sincere "Fuck You".

Source - Hullabaloo