Chuck Norris says ...

How is it that we can militarily overthrow a tyrant like Saddam Hussein in Iraq, yet we can't keep illegals from crossing our borders? As Mike Huckabee says, "If the government can't track illegals, then let's outsource the job to UPS or Fed Ex." It's true. If they can track a lost package anywhere in the world within minutes, they can certainly track down and keep track of illegals.

Chuckery's response at the link, "Would somebody please go ask Chuck Norris how much a fart weighs, so as to keep him busy not writing columns?"

Source - Whiskey Fire