Chuck Norris says ...

the thing is, I have a 700-acre ranch in Texas. And I have a lot of guns on my ranch.

I don't use them for hunting. I'm not a hunter. But the thing is, it's for protection. And the Second Amendment was designed for tyranny against the government. If the government decides to become a tyrannical government, our guns are to protect us against that. And that's really what the Second Amendment is all about, Glenn.

Yes Chuck, you need those guns for protection. Why, you starred in action movies!!! You are a genuine American hero!!! You are also a dumb ass.

Source - Crooks and Liars