Bill O'Reilly says ...

Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up.

I would like you to unhook your bra and let it slide down your arms. You can keep your shirt on.

Cup your hands under your breasts and hold them for ten seconds.

Bill O'Reilly reading from his fiction novel, and sounding damn creepy. You can get to the audio at the link below.

Source - Daily Kos