Tucker Carlson says ...

Yeah Tucker, cigarette taxes are EXACTLY the same thing as having your hands cut off. Why is this pathetic excuse for a commentator (let alone a human being) still appearing on our television sets?

Source - County Fair

Tucker Carlson says ...

Jim Cramer may be sweaty and pathetic--he certainly was last night--but he's not responsible for the current recession. His real sin was attacking Obama's economic policies. If he hadn't done that, Stewart never would have gone after him. Stewart's doing Obama's bidding. It's that simple.

In Tucker's defense, he knows a bit about being a partisan hack.

Source - Crooks and Liars

Tucker Carlson says ...

I've never been to Daily Kos (the guy who runs it -- Marcos something or other - may be the single most pompous person I have ever met) but for the record let me say that I think global warming is a crock too.

Source - County Fair